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		<title>Banc cu Politicieni, Scurt</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cica doi sirbi stateau la o cafenea din Belgrad.Unul zice:- Trecut de c***t am avut, prezent de c***t avem, bine ca nu avem viitor]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Olteni</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 19:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aflat la o ruda in Bucuresti, un oltean iese dimineata pe balcon sa-si scuture rogojina. Din neatentie, se apleaca prea mult si cade. Speriati, trecatorii se aduna in jurul lui.- Ce s-a intimplat? intreaba unul.- Nu stiu, neica, abia picai si eu, raspunse olteanul.]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Politicieni</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 19:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fizz84</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[De ce nu se pun scari rulante in Parlamentul Romaniei? Pentru ca s-a intirziat protocolul la cel putin doua vizite ale d-lui Iliescu, deoarece acesta a asteptat zimbind rabdator pe trepte pina s-a dat din nou drumul la curent.]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Politisti</title>
		<link>http://www.2bancuri.com/bancuri/bancuri-cu-meserii/bancuri-cu-politisti/banc-cu-politisti-36</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 18:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shad3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se da examen pentru niste posturi de politai, candidatii erau intr-o sala, vine un tip mai gras, se opreste in fata primului candidat si-l intreaba:- Ba, cit fac 2+2?- 10, sa traiti!- Gresit, ai picat!Ajunge la al doilea:- Cit fac 10-4?- 18!- Nu, ai picat!Bla&#8230; Bla&#8230; ajunge la ultimul (unu&#8217; mic.. prapadit):- Ba, cit fac [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Politisti, Scurt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>papy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[De nu mai primesc politistii pantofi cu gaurele? Pentru ca nu le ajungea siretul!]]></description>
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		<title>Banc</title>
		<link>http://www.2bancuri.com/bancuri/bancuri-diverse/banc-227</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 17:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mary93</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Diverse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Niste admiratori l-au invitat pe celebrul actor Peter Ustinov la o cina cu pretentii. Prilej cu care au pus-o pe fiica lor cea mare sa cinte vreo sase-sapte arii din opere. Cerindu-i-se parerea, actorul a spus:- Am un prieten in Franta, care, daca ar auzi-o, ar da un milion de dolari&#8230;- O, nu, nici chiar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Olteni, Scurt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 16:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J0k3R</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce-au facut oltenii cind au aparut franzelele? Le-au mincat cu piine.]]></description>
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		<title>Banc</title>
		<link>http://www.2bancuri.com/bancuri/bancuri-diverse/banc-233</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 16:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>papy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie in virsta spune liftierului s-o duca la etajul 80 al hotelului. Pe parcurs, se aud tot felul de trosnituri. Alba la fata, femeia intreaba:- Nu schimbati niciodata cablurile de la ascensor?- Ba da, raspunde liftierul, cind se uzeaza.-]]></description>
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		<title>Banc</title>
		<link>http://www.2bancuri.com/bancuri/bancuri-diverse/banc-231</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 15:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ddan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un om de afaceri, implicat intr-un proces lung si costisitor, primeste un fax de la avocatul sau: &#8220;Procesul s-a incheiat. Adevarul a iesit invingator pina la urma!&#8221; Imediat, avocatul primeste raspunsul: &#8220;Nu te lasa batut. Fa recurs!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Banc</title>
		<link>http://www.2bancuri.com/bancuri/bancuri-diverse/banc-205</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 14:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Nu ti-e teama sa zbori cu avionul?- De ce sa-mi fie teama? Statisticile spun ca, din opt mii de oameni, doar unul moare in accident aviatic. Majoritatea sfirsesc in patul lor. Deci e mai riscant sa stai in pat decit in avion.]]></description>
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